Ask any woman with giant mammers-them thangs are heavy, sweaty, make your back hurt, and there isn’t one god damn summer maxi dress made for big hangers. But having big ol’ eye-catching knockers isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Some of us, as the disgusting people we are, tend to equate bigger boobs with better boobs. No matter what size shape or color, it seems almost everyone wants to take a peek (or gaping gawk) at their magnificence. Since literal birth, the soft, supple, fleshy bags of fat have been irresistible to humanity. Boobs are the greatest of all god’s gifts to mankind.